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“That’s because…” Fenris immediately started, but the sentence got interrupted by his own thoughts. Could he really tell Hawke something like this? It probably wouldn’t make his argument more convincing. However, it was the truth, and their conversation had already hit rock bottom anyway. With his eyes still captivated by the raging flames, he continued: “It’s because your love for him is creating a dangerous situation. You know very well that many people don’t approve of your relationship. Myself included. And I know that the both of you are terribly hardheaded, so you will probably do anything to be able to stay together. Your love is a reckless one, Hawke.”

The argument could have been made that Hawke was reckless regardless of who he loved, but he suppose that wasn’t doing any favours his relationship. He was fully aware of how a large majority of his circle of friends seemed to disapprove of Anders and they frowned even more when they learned that they were together, but thus far their discussions with him hadn’t been quite as volatile as the one he was having with Fenris. Granted having a discussion with Fenris where things didnt’ get at least a little heated was rare enough given their opposing views. 

“If I actually cared about what people thought I would have gone and married the Reinhardt girl,” he huffed though he was losing a lot of his initial anger.  It was hard to stay mad at a friend who was only looking out for his best interests after all. “I know something’s going to happen. Something bad. I really do know, but I’ll take care of things like I always do. Champion and Kirkwall and everything. You really don’t have to worry.”


This belt fetish of yours has got to stop. 

This belt fetish of yours has got to stop. 


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sexiestbeard replied to your post: There’s a dead bird on our bed. Why is there a…

But I’m the one who got the arrow to the ass! I am a mortally wounded man who is in need of rest. Besides, I bet it was one of your cats who put it there in the first place.

I healed that wound. You are perfectly capable of taking care of it yourself. And they’re our cats, not just mine. I saw you cuddling with Serah Fuzzbucket yesterday.

I don’t know what you’re talking about. I wasn’t cuddling with her at all, I was just, um, checking for fleas. Yes, very important that. Flea checking. Since you know, you found her in the sewers after all, you can never be too sure. 


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sexiestbeard:

But it’s not just that! I like more than just your butt. I like your long nose and your dreadfully cold feet and how you hog the blankets all the time. And also your real name, my wonderful Freddy

…I hope you like the couch, Garrett Malcom. Because that is where you’ll be sleeping for the foreseeable future.

But… it’s so hot down there and you’re all the way up there in the bed and this is my house! I was just trying to give you a compliment, love!


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sexiestbeard:

Oh you know, Hero of Ferelden, Warden-Commander, Arl of Amaranthine and all of those fancy titles.

Well then, yes that is I, but you make me out to sound like such a big deal.  Please, you can just call me Ser Cousland, if you wish.

I’d say halting the Blight in its tracks would qualify as something as a big deal. So, how’d you do it? How’d you take down the big bad archdemon? 


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lonelystag started following you

So… you’re a Grey Warden aren’t you? The Grey Warden if I’m right?

Hm, perhaps, depending on what you a referring to by The Grey Warden, good Ser.

Oh you know, Hero of Ferelden, Warden-Commander, Arl of Amaranthine and all of those fancy titles.


lonelystag started following you

So… you’re a Grey Warden aren’t you? The Grey Warden if I’m right?


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